Let’s go over, once again, why yard work is not a good idea. Ever.
This is James Green.
He lives in Maine which is probably very leafy. While doing yard work with something called a backpack leaf blower (no idea what this is, don’t care), he put his cell phone in his back pocket.
While James was making his yard leaf-free, his phone started calling 911. Repeatedly. Butt dialing. So unbeknownst to him, James butt dialed 911, over and over again, eventually drawing the attention of the police.
From the Bangor Daily News: The police showed up and promptly arrested him on outstanding warrants.
Clearly, only CRIMINALS do yard work. I know you agree with me.
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I love this one 🙂
Thank you, Sarah Jean! Pretty sure you are the only one reading it so let me know if the content starts to get suck-y. 😉