Super God Olympiad of the Day
USA Women’s Gym Team! Why? Because they made history, that’s why.
First Team Gold in 16 years, woot!
The five are being dubbed “America’s Sweethearts’ and “The Fab Five.” And “totally freaking amazing”. (Ed Note: Last one, mine. But they are, no arguing with me.)
This might surprise you, but the Fab Five have five individual names.
Are those some kind of superhero names or what!
So here is WonderGirl McKayla Maroney, doing her major, insane crazy magic last night.
These amazing women are fit and dedicated and talented and, like, 15 years old and, yea…A lot of stuff I am not nor ever have been….so…yea….
You know, for unrelated/inexplicable reasons, I’m suddenly reminded of a Stuart Smalley quote:
“I’m gonna die homeless and penniless and twenty pounds overweight.”
Enjoy your day!