Johnny Depp Hostage Video
From our pals in Australia. Johnny Depp, under duress. Or sleep deprived, coin toss. No doubt you have seen it by now. “It” being
THAT VIDEO
The details, let’s not rehash too much here. Who really cares. His wife brought in some dogs/creatures to Australia, it was illegal and, yadda, yadda, something, here’s their apology video to the court.
Johnny is an actor. A real one. Nominated three times for an Oscar. (I googled, Wikipedia, so FACT. Don’t argue). The man is savvy.
Couldn’t he have turned on those acting skills just enough to make it believable? I’m 99% sure I could have come across with more sincerity and I am a pitiful liar. I get the giggles, I turn red, the whole thing goes straight to hell.
Mr. Three Times nominated, hoooowwwever….
Who knows. Maybe he should take up sailing. Add some rum.
Better luck next time, old lad. I’ll let Jack Sparrow can bottom line this:
“And that was without a single drop of rum.”
Maybe it’s better than I could do after all, nevermind.
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be kind, be cool, be you 
Pretty sure he was asleep when he did this.
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Good call! I seriously did not think it was even him at first blush. Coma? Drugs? Sleep deprived? Attitude problem? Combination of the above? No idea. ;/
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