So this is Xiao Zheng. He is a 17-year-old kid that lives in China. A few weeks ago he disappeared for a short while before suddenly returning home. With him, he had a shiny new iPad and a shiny new iPhone. Curious because he (apparently) doesn’t have the means to pay for either. His suspicious mother pried for details. Where,… Read More iKidney = iPad
Airline seats should not recline. They just shouldn’t. Because it never fails, when I’m crunched in my little tiny, inhumane seat, the person in front of me RECLINES in theirs, making me crunch into an even smaller unhappy ball. I don’t like it, makes me twitchy.
So I’ve got another tabloid outrage for you to outrage about. This one comes from The Daily Fail. We have: A scandalous picture: And a scandalous quote: I wasn’t ready to give up smoking. I think if I’d given up straight away, the stress would have been more harmful to the baby. Scandalous Smoking Pregnant Mom is named… Read More Smoking, it does a baby good
All the rage. Why? Got me. But I bet you miss it.
Let’s go over, once again, why yard work is not a good idea. Ever. This is James Green. He lives in Maine which is probably very leafy. While doing yard work with something called a backpack leaf blower (no idea what this is, don’t care), he put his cell phone in his back pocket. While James was making his… Read More Yard work is for hooligans
I’ve spent all Memorial Day Weekend stuffing myself with food. Pizza, chips and salsa, margarita’s. Big fun, of course, but now that I’ve gained 80 pounds in two days, well, not so fun. Enter this woman. Ernestine Shepherd. She eats raw eggs or some such silliness, works out for hours (days even) at the gym and is… Read More 74 is the new beefcake
You know what the world needs?? Another blog. Hi, hello and yo.
But have no idea how to post it. Of course, it is 4 am in the morning and I have had a long, interesting night.